Right long time since the last blog entry....

 

still cant put pictures up

 

maisey found a way of bypassing the swear filters on the union computer system linked to the projector

 

im going to buy a 40" HDXMI LCD TV (would probably save a fotune if they used less letters)

 

ive been pwning liek a pro on most CS servers with HLX Stats, got to first on UKTC so now moving on to other servers, going to ED soon

 

Few more tunes added to my music collection so im sure the music on here will be updated when i can be arsed to sort out a playlist

 

All my exams are crammed into 2 days which is sweet

 

and i cant think of anything else to write so im off out now, laters y'all

 

 

First things first, going to see sam on thurs, well looking forward to that, havent seen her in a while and missing her. Also you may have noticed that the music has finally changed to what has become one of my favourite songs as the lyrics are so damn cool, and the tune is such easy listening that you can relax to it, drive to it, fight (sparring) to it, it fits everything!!!!!!

 

 

Well anyway..... the easter break from uni is coming to an end so here is some light entertainment to keep you all going...

 

 

A teacher asks her class, "if there are five birds on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None of them miss, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "the correct answer is four, but i like your thinking."

Then little Johnny says, "i have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. The first is delicately licking the sides of the ice cream. The second is biting the top off the ice cream. The third is gobbling down the ice cream and sucking the cone. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "well i suppose the one that's gobbled down the ice cream and sucking on the cone."

"the correct answer miss was the one with the wedding ring on" replied johnny, "but i like your thinking."

 

 

 

A little kid walks onto a local bus, sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my mum was a cow and my dad a bull I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continnues with "If my dada was an elephant and my mum a lady elephant, i would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid....

"What if your dad was a drunk and your mother a prostitute!?"

The kid looks at the bus driver, smiles, and says "then i'd be a bus driver!"

 

 

Thats all for now

Well its been like a month since i put anything on here so i thought id do a general update....

 

First things first, been spending a lot of wonderfull time with sam and going to see her at her home this coming week. Mums and Steves birthday this weekend.

 

right what else has been going on? work and uni stuff as usual, coursework is hard but going ok

 

I have been playing a lot of CS:Source over the last month (nearly 48 hours overall) and have become pretty damn good, so good that i hit the number one spot on the biggest UK server but now im back down to 2nd after having a bad day but im sure i could get back up there after about another 5 hours.

 

Looking forward to next week, kinda missing ya sam already.

 

Anyways thats all i can remember, if anything else fun happens i will let you all know

 

and oh yeah, had the superhero party and pics from that will be up soon too, was an awesome night (forgot all about that till i read that comment, from someone i dont know )

 

UPDATE *WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT im back at the number one spot, with a clear lead of about 50 points, which i will lose if some noob kills me its pwn or be pwned)*

 

PICS WILL BE UPLOADED WHEN THE ADD PICTURES LINK WORKS AGAIN IN MSN SPACES always going wrong, well what do you expect from microsoft........

Love...... Enough though all the maths in the universe will take a bird into the air,

But if you dont have love it will shake you up just as sure as a turn in the world.

Love keeps you in the air and you shall not fall down.

 

 

Inspiring words......................................

 

OK...... now im starting to wonder what i have done cos it must have been good! Everything is still perfect, usually by now things would have started to go wrong but everything is going really well. For once i have no worries which is awesome!!!!!

 

Got my desert eagle the other day and that just looks so god damn cool, have got most of my costumes organised for pretty much every single costume party this year, Gambit is nearly finished, just have to find a trenchcoat now and its all pretty much done.

 

The heaven and hell theme is an awesome one (thanks zoe for the idea!) and i wont tell you what it is mainly cos its for sams bday.

 

Obviously my haloween costume from last year is just so cool that i have to have it again this year too (the werewolf)

 

And as for a pirate costume that should be fairly easy to do would just need a hat and a patch and a sword for that one. Should be a good year!

Well i have always known that Messenger Plus! has a nasty piece of spyware in it, and most of you never believed me, well i can tell you now EXACTLY what it contains......

 

PLUS! contains a malicious piece of spyware known as lop.com, what this does is dial porn sites and display pop ups left right and center, it also lowers all of the settings in internet explorer (firefox users and avant users are ok as their browser isnt affected). It appears as a 'toolbar' but is infact spyware and most decent anti-spyware programs will actually pick it up but display 'messenger plus!' as the spyware name, EVEN MICROSOFT anti-spyware picks it up. But if you didnt install the 'toolbar' you should be ok

 

This spyware is also used in the PLUS! version of MSN 8 which will become windows live! messenger for windows vista. In LIVE! Messenger you do not have the option of not installing it. It is done in the background for you but you are perfectly fine if you dont use any of the toolbars or searchbars.

 

Lop.com can also be used to run executable files in the background of a pop-up, which means that if it dials a porn site containing a trojan or virus........ congratulations, you have a new virus or trojan. All of the decent anti-virus programs should pick them up and stop them from working and then delete them.

 

Well thats enough techno-talk for one day

 

All im saying is....... dont use PLUS!, just get the msn patch from here which is spyware free